公主病 Princess Syndrome is sang by Jay Chou 周杰倫
Song composed and written by Jay Chou
Translated lyrics by me, again :)
OS： 哎呦哥哥 嗨 你好！
Hi Aiyo brother! How are you?
我不是哎呦哥哥 我是巨炮叔叔 你怎么啦？
I’m not Aiyo brother. I am uncle Ju Pao. What’s up?
Just tune to Aiyo brother’s Sunny Otaku and you will be fine!
No no～ 好不了喔…
No no~ That won’t do…
Because it’s the princess syndrome!
Why do I have to go sunbathing
I have to learn swimming, to carry the surf board with only one hand
It’s all because you like sunshine boys
so I need to run on the beach
When you throw the frisbee and I have to catch it like a dog, woof
(You) want me to be like Hou yi to shoot down the sun because you said it is too hot
(Hou yi is a mythological archer who shot down the 9 suns)
The guys are now laughing at you for living in your own fairytale world
You said if it wasn’t this way, you ain’t the princess
Looks like your princess syndrome is way more serious
You sob while calling me a betrayer
I asked where have I done that, and you said it happened in your dream
Telling you “I love you” for a thousand times ain’t a problem
Let me cure your princess syndrome with music
要我打包自己 扮成 Hello Kitty
Let me doll up myself like a Hello Kitty
It may look like I’m having problems but it’s okay, I love you
It is okay even if you love only yourself
Let me help you pop your pimples and drive your bad temper away
If you get anxious and want a beautiful marriage
My castle says you are welcome